An intergalactic space-moth with many wonderings and wanderings alike. A shapeshifter, she can sometimes be found under the guise of a wise woman, a trucker, a weed, a lilac aroma, an orange peel, a poet, a blubbering fool, an ecstatic child, and a curmudgeonly old man. We know Lolita assumes many other forms to suit her needs, however, these have not been documented. In addition to being a shapeshifter, she is also a mindchanger who reserves the right to change her own or anyone else's mind on her quest for multiversal domination, replacing Monkfasimus Segundo as " Lord High Empress"; or as it is known on Lolita's home planet Of Saturn, "Some High Bitch Wandering Around Talking To Herself Again Like She Own The Place". She has been credited with many acclaimed and original works of art right here on planet Earth, including all paintings under the alias "Agnes Martin"; the t.v. show "Home Improvement"; the songs "Informer" and "Hangin Tough"; the universal film classic, "Dude, Where's My Car?"; and was the muse to many more (Flobee, anyone?).
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